December 2011
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“And so you go out with girl, and you’re driving. “So what are you reading right...”
– Henry Rollins
straight guys: boobs are great
gay guys: boobs are great
straight girls: boobs are great
gay girls: boobs are great
Drake: we should talk about our feelings
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my mother’s keen interest in yoga classes
has improved my sex life immensely
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how do you say
“i’m really scared and defensive right now but when we argue now we see each other the next day and so it doesn’t really matter and i do so much better in person and i’m awful at conveying my emotions in text and i’m scared to take you anywhere because i may not be fun enough and when you go away we will have the stupid fights and not be able to hug...
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HE BOUGHT ME THE BOOTS
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when you plan a whole outfit around your dad buying you new boots
and then realize you never asked for new boots and slowly start putting clothes back in their drawers
derpes:
what if rick perry’s entire campaign is just a joke and once elected he’ll break out a rad skateboard and grind the top of the white house while throwing out bags of weed to his fellow americans with best coast playing in the distance on a boombox
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is it so selfish to think
please don’t get into that college that is six hours away, and please don’t go to that school a lot of pretty girls go there, and if you go to that school, there is no public transit there and i can’t drive so how am i supposed to visit you
fuck college
despodespot:
my mother’s favorite conversation starters:
so did you get any tests back today or
hey is that free time you have maybe you should do some math practice problems instead
maybe you should cut off all ties with your friends and start studying for your SAT
you’re smart but i don’t think you are going to get into a good college what a shame
motivated each and everyday
